"26": 2010

Note: The Conversation in the brackets {} contain the words which the shoaib is speaking to himself!!!

She gives a missed call to him … and shoaib calls her back… She: Hello! He: {are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed calls shuru…pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi}

Hi ...kya baat hai..? She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya... He: {Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee ...!! Aur Call kahan kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}

oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ?? She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the? He: {mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}

Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par....

She: nice song… (And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum") He: {Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr …kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}

Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha .. She: *giggles* He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}

Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls! She: Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge… He: {Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal, kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ...}

Come on! Please! She: Hattt ...I don't sing that well He: {Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai}

It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear … She: Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan … He: {mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}

Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na

He: {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola} Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?

She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?

He: Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta
She: I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha ... warna mai nahin gaati
He: {Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati … kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaz sunke…}

hmmmm She: Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai?? He: {Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt … aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi…}

Great!!!! She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?

He: {Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend haraam hai…}

Hmmmm… 'Mahiya' from Awarapan? She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai He: {Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...}

Dhoom Machale? She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi

He: {Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira … koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}

Cool (She clears her throat, hums a line and then) She: Nahi jaan… I am feeling very shy! He: {Tu shuru kyun hoti hai … ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi jaldi... ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}

Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon She: dekho....ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho … He: {Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}

No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na.... is liye... Trying to make u comfortable … She: Hmmm… He: {Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}

Please gaao na darling... She: Main kal gaaun? He: {Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai}

Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi She: Hmmm He: Good night She: Good night She: Sweet Dreams… Take care... He: Sweets dreams to u too... {kaahe ke sweet dreams .. sone degi tab na ayenge dreams …abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi} After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)

She: Hey… so gaye the kya? He: {Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}

Nahi jaan She: kya kar rahe ho? He: {Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...}

Match dekh raha tha

She: Theek hai tum match dekho He: {phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi}

Hey it's ok... purana match hai She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing? (Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while) He: {Bad eh? Crazy girl... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing}

Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi.....

So, me waiting… { maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya ... dhatttt tereki L} She sings 1 stanza from the song 'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....' He: Wow. Too good! She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai He: {Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya... chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... }

Nahi darling you really sing well She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho He: {Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}

Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota She: Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao… He: {Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kahan aayegi ab ...}

Good night! She: Take care He: You too She: Hey.... He: {Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai darling ach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...

He: {Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar !! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi... Of course. She: sirf jhoot He: {Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol…}

Not at all. You sing very well…

She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.

He: Good Night!!